Get a second set of eyes
on your digital chaos
Pick one system that’s driving you up the wall.
In 90 minutes, we’ll figure out what’s actually working, what you secretly hate,
and how your brain would love it to run instead.
No cookie-cutter productivity nonsense.
1:1 with Sarah, $150 Flat, No Upsell
You know your way around your tools.
So why does everything still feel like a mess?
Your files live in seventeen different places – three of which you can’t remember.
Google Drive, Notion, Dropbox, that one folder on your desktop called “stuff.” You know the file exists. You just can’t remember which graveyard you buried it in.
Every fix turns into a rabbit hole.
You sit down to clean up one folder and three hours later you’re watching YouTube videos on a new platform you’ll never use. The original problem is still there. Waving hello.
You’ve abandoned more systems than you can possibly count.
Every new app promised to be the one. You set it up on a Sunday, used it for four days, and now it sits there judging you. Shiny new toy syndrome is real, and you’re tired of it.
You feel weird asking for help with this.
Other people seem to just…handle their digital lives. You’re smart. You should be able to figure this out alone. Except you’ve been trying for years and the pile keeps on growing.
What if someone just…looked at your mess with you?
Not to judge it. Not to hand you a 47-step framework. Not to tell you that you’d be fine if you just used their favorite app.
Just to sit with you for 90 minutes, poke around one of your systems, and help you figure out what’s actually working, what’s making you want to throw your laptop into the sea, and what your brain would genuinely enjoy instead.
Because the problem isn’t you. It’s that you’ve been trying to shove a very specific, very weird brain into systems designed for someone else’s very specific, very different brain.
Spoilers…that was never going to work.
What you walk away with after 90 minutes together
Clarity on what’s actually broken
You’ll stop guessing which part of your system is the real problem. We name it, out loud, together. Sometimes it won’t be what you thought it was.
A system shaped like your brain
We map out how you’d actually love this thing to work, based on how your brain moves through it. Not how a productivity influencer thinks it should work.
Small experiments you can actually run
You leave with a handful of tiny tweaks to test, sized for your real capacity. No overhauls. No “block off the weekend to redo everything.” Just experiments you try – one at a time.
Permission to stop hating yourself over this
The systems failed you. Not the other way around. You’ll leave with the reframe that you’re not broken, plus real evidence to back it up.
A second set of eyes you can trust
I come from an IT, cybersecurity, and internal controls audit background. You tell me what I’m allowed to look at, and that’s where my eyes stay. No password sharing. No creeping.
How we spend our 90 minutes together
Look at what’s there
We open up the system and I ask questions. You show me the weird corners, the parts your proud of, the parts that are…meh…and the parts you’ve been avoiding since 2022.
Name what you actually want
We figure out how your brain would love this to work. Not the “right” way. Your way. This is usually where something will start to click for you and we’ll do an excited happy dance.
Design tiny experiments
You leave with a short list of small, testable tweaks to make to your system. Sized for your capacity, not a mythical version of you who has eight free hours every Saturday.
What folks say after working with me
Digital Chaos Audit
90 minutes focused on your digital shit
$150 for the full 90-minute session
Who’s poking around in your digital shit?
Hey! I’m Sarah.
I’m a licensed CPA and internal control and cybersecurity auditor, which means I’ve spent years professionally looking at other people’s systems and figuring out what’s working and what’s held together with duct tape.
I also have an AuDHD brain, two elementary school kiddos, two young huskies, and a very deep collection of abandoned productivity apps hanging out together in my past.
I built this offer because so many of you have told me you need a second set of eyes on your shit – not necessarily a whole new system. So, let’s take a look. I promise – I won’t look at anything you don’t want me to look at. You control what I see and what we audit.
This is not for you if…
You’re looking for someone to hand you the “One True System” that fixes everything for you forever. That doesn’t exist. Anyone selling that is lying to you. Sorry.
You’re not interested in experimenting. If “let’s test this and see what happens” makes your skin crawl, this session will probably frustrate both of us.
You want to be told you’re doing it wrong and shamed into getting your shit together. That’s not what I do. Ever. You’ll have to go somewhere else for that.
You’ve got questions…
You don’t need a new system.
You need someone to look at
the one you’ve got, with you.
90 minutes, $150, and you walk out with clarity, a brain-shaped map,
and experiments you can run this week.
One-on-one with Sarah, chaos tamed, zero judgment.