Get Your Shit Organized VIP Day
Hand Over Your Digital Chaos.
Get It Back Calm, Organized, and Actually Usable.
In one 8-hour VIP day, I go into your Google Drive, email, OneDrive, Canva, or whatever other digital wilderness you’ve built, and turn it into a system that fits your brain. You show up the next morning to a setup that finally makes sense, plus a video walkthrough so you know exactly where everything lives.
$750 – one client per VIP day
You know exactly where the chaos is.
You just cannot bring yourself to open it.
Your Google Drive is a graveyard.
There are folders inside folders inside folders, and half of them are named “New Folder” or “stuff” or “FINAL_v3_actually_final.” You know the file is in there somewhere. You also know you’d rather redo the whole thing than go find it. That’s a whole mood, and it’s costing you hours every week.
Your inbox is a slow-motion panic attack
Thousands of unread emails. Important stuff buried under newsletters you meant to read in 2022. Every time you open it, your nervous system goes “nope” and you close the tab. Meanwhile, the thing you actually needed is in there, somewhere, laughing at you.
Every productivity system you’ve tried has ghosted you
You’ve bought the courses. You’ve watched the YouTube videos. You’ve set up Notion three separate times. And every single one of those systems eventually collapsed because they were built for a brain that isn’t yours. That’s not a you problem. That’s a system problem.
You keep starting from scratch, and you’re exhausted
The idea of sitting down and organizing all of it yourself makes you want to lie facedown on the floor. So you don’t. And then the pile grows. And then the shame grows. And then you open a new tab and doomscroll instead. Rinse, repeat, feel like garbage.
“I have seven different emails and Google Drives, and every Google Drive feels like it has a brain of its own. I think the real problem is there’s so much in there, I don’t even know what I have anymore. It’s like when you think about hiring someone to clean your house, and then you feel like you have to clean it first because it’s a mess. I don’t want you to open one of my drives or inboxes and go ‘oh my gosh, so many emails.'”
an actual thing a client said to me before we worked together
Trust me. I’ve organized inboxes with over 300,000 unread emails. Google Drives that are a super messy. Nothing scares me. Organizing that shit is my happy place.
What if someone else just did the boring, brain-melting part for you?
Imagine waking up tomorrow, opening your laptop, and everything is where you’d actually think to look for it. Your Drive has folders that match how your brain works. Your inbox has a system that doesn’t require you to become a different person to maintain it. Your Canva has projects grouped in a way that makes sense on a Tuesday at 2pm when you’re trying to find that one graphic from July.
That’s the whole point of a VIP day. You hand me the keys (only to the things you want me to touch, more on that in a minute), I spend 8 hours cleaning up and building a system around your actual brain, and you get it back with a video walkthrough so you can keep it running.
No cookie-cutter templates. No generic advice. No “just use this app and your life will change.” We’re building something that fits you, so it actually sticks.
What you actually walk away with
A digital setup built for your brain
Not a template I hand to everyone. An actual system designed around how you think, how you search for things, and how you work on a normal Wednesday. If your brain groups things by project, we group by project. If it groups by client, by vibe, by season, by chaos level, we do that. You get to think like you and still find your stuff.
Hours back in your week, immediately
The average person loses a stupid amount of time every week hunting for files, digging through email, and re-creating things they already made because they can’t find the original. When your stuff is organized in a way that makes sense to you, that time comes back. You’ll notice it the first day.
Zero DIY organization guilt
You’re not doing this yourself. That’s the whole point. You don’t have to muscle through 8 hours of boring cleanup work. You don’t have to make 400 tiny decisions about where things go. I do the boring part. You get the finished result.
A plan you already approved before I start
You’re not going to open your Drive at the end of the day and go “wait, why did she do it like that.” We build the plan together during the pre-session assessment. You review it. You approve it. Then I execute. No surprises.
A video walkthrough so it actually sticks
The reason most organization systems fall apart is because someone hands you a shiny new thing and then walks away. That’s not this. At the end of the VIP day, you get a personalized video walkthrough of your new setup: where everything lives, why it lives there, and how to keep it that way. Rewatch it anytime your brain needs a reminder.
Actual privacy and security, from an actual auditor
My day job is IT and cybersecurity auditing. I know how to set up limited, secure access to only the things you want me to touch. You tell me what I’m allowed to look at, and that’s where my eyes stay. I promise I’m not going to look at or access anything you don’t want anyone else’s eyes on.
How the Get Your Shit Organized VIP Day actually works
Pre-Session Assessment
One hour together, at least a week before your VIP day, where we get on the same page about what’s working, what’s not, and what you actually want me to touch. This is where I get to know your brain, not just your file system.
Customized Organization Plan
Between the assessment and the VIP day, I build a plan tailored to your brain and your life. You review it. You approve it. You get to say “yes, do that” or “actually, can we tweak this part” before I touch a single file.
The 8-Hour VIP Day
The big day. I spend 8 hours implementing the plan while you go live your life. I check in via Voxer with any questions, keep you updated on progress, and hand it back at the end with a personalized video walkthrough of your new setup.
What clients say after we work together
This is probably not for you if
You want a one-size-fits-all system you can copy-paste from a YouTube video. That’s not what I do, and honestly, you’d hate the result.
You’re not willing to spend an hour on the pre-session assessment. The whole thing works because we build the plan together first.
You want someone to make decisions about your business without your input. I’m doing the work, but we’re building this for your brain, so you gotta know and approve the plan.
You’re not ready to give me limited, secure access to the specific tools we agree on. I can’t organize what I can’t see.
Get Your Shit Organized VIP Day
$750
A 50% deposit to book and the balance due at the completion of your VIP day
Hi, I’m Sarah
I’m an AuDHD mom of two kiddos, two huskies, and roughly one thousand ongoing projects. By day, I’m a licensed CPA and IT and cybersecurity auditor, which means I’ve spent years professionally poking at how people set up their digital lives and where the gaps are.
By everything-else, I run That Weird Nerdy Mom, where I help quirky, neurodivergent humans get their shit together in ways that actually work for their brains. I built the VIP Day because I know what it feels like to stare at your digital chaos and want to set the whole laptop on fire. You shouldn’t have to be the one to fix it. Let me do the boring part.
Questions you probably have…
Hand over the chaos.
Get back a digital set-up that actually works for you.
One 8-hour day, one custom-built system, one calm brain on the other side. Let’s see if it’s a fit.
$750, one client per VIP day