Transform Your Digital Chaos into Calm – In Just One Day!

Say goodbye to endless searching, digital overwhelm, and feeling like you’re going crazy (that file was seriously right there a minute ago!).

Let’s get your digital life organized once and for all with a VIP day designed just for you.

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Does this Sound Just a Little Too Familiar?

You’ve got a million tabs open (in your browser and in your brain…of course)

Your files are scattered across 10 different platforms (when did I even sign up for this thing?)

And your inbox has become a digital black hole (I know they emailed me about this…it’s gotta be here somewhere).

You spend hours every week searching for that one document, that one email, that one little piece of sanity… and you’re still somehow behind.

You’re probably:

  • Always scrambling to find the right file at the right time – with no luck.
  • Feeling overwhelmed by the sheer volume of digital clutter you’ve accumulated over the years.
  • Constantly missing deadlines or important dates because the notifications and reminders are in so many different places…and you just snooze them anyway.
  • Wondering if you’ve just wasted too much time and feeling guilty for being disorganized.
Check Out This Alternate Universe…

You sit down at your computer, and everything is exactly where your brain expects it to be.

Your Google Drive is a masterpiece of organization, your inbox is no longer an overwhelming black pit of despair, and every tool you use just… makes sense.

You’re no longer a prisoner of your digital clutter – you’re the master of it. You feel calm, collected, and, dare I say, a little bit smug.

This doesn’t have to be an alternate universe, though. You really could have:

  • A digital space that’s simple, clean, and easy for your brain to navigate.
  • Systems that actually work for the way your brain operates.
  • More time to focus on what you love, not on trying to figure out where that damn file is.

Who Am I?

(Sung to the tune of the “Les Mis” song because…of course)

Hey there, I’m Sarah, that “weird nerdy mom” and a “get your shit together” coach and published author. I’m also an accountant by day – which means I know my way around a spreadsheet and keeping my digital shit together.

I was able to finish my master’s degree in less than a year, all while being a mom to two little kiddos, managing two nutty huskies, and keeping up with my many, many side quests (from sitting for the four CPA exams to keeping up with all things nerdy, like obsessing over Lord of the Rings and Doctor Who).

In short, I’m a bit of an organization wizard. If I can get my shit together with all that going on, I know I can help you get yours together too.

So, if you’re ready to go from digital disaster to organized genius… here’s how we’ll do it.

Woman holding a mug.

Introducing the Get Your Shit Organized VIP Day!

You’ve got digital chaos.

I’ve got the skills to fix it.

In just one day, I’m gonna dive deep into your digital world and get your shit organizedcompletely tailored to your needs.

All you have to do is give me the info I need, and I’ll do the rest.

No cookie-cutter templates, no generic advice – just a custom-made solution that works for your life and your brain.

So how does this all work?

Pre-Session Assessment

This one-hour meeting, at least a week ahead of time, will get us in agreement and help me understand exactly what’s working for you and what’s not, so we can hit the ground running on the actual VIP day.

Customized Digital Organization Plan

Between the pre-session assessment and the VIP day itself, I’ll put together a plan tailored specifically to your unique brain and lifestyle for you to check out and approve.

Eight-Hour VIP Day

The day is here! You get a full 8-hour day dedicated to me transforming your digital chaos into calm. I’ll be working diligently on implementing your customized Digital Organization Plan and will keep you updated and check in with any questions via Voxer throughout the day.

Personalized Video Walkthrough

A video walkthrough of your new setup and how I made the changes that I made, so that you can follow along and keep up with the new system.

Follow-Up Support Session

If you go for the premium option, you’ll get a one-hour follow-up support session to go over your new system to help keep you on track and answer any questions you may have about your system after your VIP day.

All of this brings you to a customized, digital system that gives you:

  • The effortless access to files and documents that have only existed in your day dreams.
  • A calm, organized digital environment that could satisfy even the most zealous of the Cybermen.
  • More time and less stress every day…meaning you’ll actually be able to enjoy second breakfast again.
Sarah Bowser weird and nerdy mom business.

Why This Will ACTUALLY Work for You (Yes, YOU)

This isn’t another “one-size-fits-all” solution that leaves you guessing.

The “Get Your Shit Organized VIP Day” is completely customized to you. I’m not going to be zipping through organizing your shit into one cookie-cutter system that I use for everybody, just so I can get more done for more people.

I am going to spend the time to make sure that the system you get is fast, efficient, and personalized for you – no more generic advice or wasted time because you’re once again trying to make your brain fit into a system that wasn’t made for it.

Don’t just take my word for it…

Bonus: Your Very Own Personalized Digital Toolkit!

Sign up today, and you’ll receive a customized digital toolkit – a personalized guide of your new system that was tailored to your specific needs.

Think of it as your secret weapon to keep your digital life running smoothly long after our VIP day is over!

Sarah Bowser.

Why buy now?

I’m offering this VIP for a super low price for this first ever launch – but only for the first few people to grab a spot between now and the end of October!

The price goes up after October 31st, or after the first six spots are claimed – whichever comes first.

If you’re thinking to yourself that this could be the fork in the road that takes you down the path you’ve been looking for – don’t wait!

Get your fingers on your key board and fill out the interest form!

  

What’s Waiting for You on the Other Side…

Organized Google Drive

Imagine your Google Drive looking this clean and sorted…or your inbox…or your creative space…or…or… – no more endless searching!

Custom digital organization plan

A plan tailored to your unique brain and daily needs, step-by-step, so it actually works for YOU

Personalized Video Walkthrough

A video breakdown that shows your new setup and how you can keep up with the new system.

Ready to Get Your Shit Organized?

Basic Tier

$500
…for the first 6 clients or until October 31, 2024*
Includes:
8-hour VIP Day
Pre-Session Assessment
Customized Plan
Personalized Video Walkthrough

*Whichever comes first; price goes to $750 after

Premium Tier

$750
…for the first 6 clients or until October 31, 2024*
Includes:
Everything in Basic Tier
Plus
Three follow-up coaching sessions to ensure you’ve got a good foundation in your new system!

*Whichever comes first; price goes to $1,000 after

What Makes the “Get Your Shit Organized VIP Day” Different?

There are a million ways to organize your digital life.

But this is the only one that’s going to be designed and tailored just for you by a self-proclaimed organization nerd.

There are no generic templates, no endless DIY guides.

This is hands-on, high-touch, and totally customized for your specific needs.

  • Personalized strategy, not a one-size-fits-all template.
  • Hands-on help – I’m right there, doing the work based on what YOU said works best for you.
  • Designed for real people with real lives (and a bit of digital chaos).
This is Right for You if:
  • You’re overwhelmed by digital clutter and chaos.
  • You’re tired of wasting time searching for things.
  • You want a personalized, no-nonsense solution.
  • You’re ready to reclaim your time and sanity.
Who It’s NOT Right For:
  • You’re perfectly organized and have your digital life in order.
  • You’re not willing to invest in transforming your digital chaos.
  • You prefer cookie-cutter templates over tailored solutions.
  • You’re looking for a quick fix without effort.

Frequently Asked Questions

You don’t need to be! The point of this VIP day is for you to get a system that works for YOU – not one that you need to try to morph your brain into getting figured out. During our pre-assessment meeting, we’ll go over what does and doesn’t work for you, and make sure that the system I put together for you is as simple as possible.

You’ll have an organized system by the end of the eight-hour day! If you opt for the additional coaching sessions, we’ll have two more hours together, spaced out over a few weeks, to ensure that you’re comfortable with the system that you received and that you understand how to make any changes you need.

No matter which option you pick – you’ll have Voxer access to me for questions for 30 days following our VIP day. If you get the additional coaching sessions, the 30 days will start after our last coaching session.

Yes! As long as you’ve filled out your workbook, we’ve had our initial call, and you’ve approved the digital organization plan, I will take care of the rest of getting as much organized within the 8-hour period as I possibly can!

You’ll be given a workbook upon booking your VIP day and pre-assessment session to fill out, with the necessary info I need in order to get things completed on the VIP day. Additionally, we’ll meet for an hour about a week ahead of time to make sure we’re on the same page and so that I can pick your brain about what works best for you. You’ll then get your customized digital organization plan to review and approve, and then it’s off to the races on the actual VIP day!

You’ll have Voxer access to me throughout the entire day. I’ll send you messages with questions, screenshots, and other bits and pieces to make sure you’re happy with the system I’m piecing together as I go. And if needed, we’ll jump on a quick call so I can screenshare and go over any in-depth questions I may have.

My goal is for you to walk away 100% satisfied with your new system. If you’re not satisfied or are struggling with figuring out your new system within the first 60 days after our VIP day, shoot me a Voxer or an email and I will work with you to see what we’re able to do to resolve any issues.

Yes! While a 50% deposit is needed to book your day, we can come up with a payment plan for the remainder, as long as the balance is paid within one month of your VIP day.

Still have questions? Reach out to me directly at hello@thatweirdnerdymom.com

Ready to get started? Fill out the interest form below and I will be in touch!